So, you want to be entertained!

    Checkers the Clown and his cousin The Amusing CHECKOFF are ready to help you with your plans. We can tailor a party, picnic or other event to suit your needs with a simple e-mail or phone call. Just answer a few questions and we can get started making your next event the success you have planned. 

Pick your event!

Pick your Entertainment!

Tell us where you want it to be!

Block Party Juggling Your Place
Birthday Party Magic Act Public Park
Grand Opening Balloon Art Forest Preserve
Company Picnic Meet & Greet Banquet Facility
Ice Cream Social Gags & Skits Governors Mansion**
Community Festival High Wire Act* South Lawn of White House***

* Just kidding about the High Wire Act!

** Use of the Governors Mansion of any State subject to availability and existing laws governing the use of public facilities for private enterprise. Fees for such may be higher than normal. If you are the Governor of any State and would like to have us entertain at any Official State event, the above disclaimer probably does not apply. Please call for a quote.

*** Normally available only on Secret Service days off. If you are the President of the United States and wish for us to entertain, either on the South Lawn or in the White House, this restriction probably does not apply to you. Please call for a quote.

 Checkers and CHECKOFF are normally available anywhere in the metropolitan Chicago area. Additional mileage and accommodation charges may apply for travel outside this area.  If your needs are different from those listed, let us know. We can tailor an event to suit just about any situation. If you need more than one entertainer, we have worked with many different performers throughout the years and can provide extra performers as needed. In addition, if you require someone with skills such as; sword swallowing, stilt walking, or other exotic talents, we can help you find them. SOME THINGS FUNNY is ready to help your event become the talk of the town. It's easy. Just email: Ed@Somefunny.com